Ok so it might be a bit mean to label Pikmin New Play Control for Wii as a straight re-release as they have made alterations to the game. But have Nintendo put enough effort into this venture to make it more worthwhile than finding a cheap second hand copy of Pikmin for Gamecube and playing that instead? It’s time to take a look in this Pikmin for Wii review. Pikmin is one of those rare breeds; a successfully implemented strategy game for a console. Joypad controllers are great for many game genres but typically fail when asked to act as if they were a PC mouse. This has generally resulted in poor user experiences in the few strategy games that have ever made their way to console systems, even those that feature analogue stick.

So if you were around a few years back when Nintendo first presented Pikmin to the world; you too may have thought they had bitten off more than they could true by creating the world’s first strategy game primarily involving coloured flowers. You take of control Captain Olimar; a strange little spaceman whose ship has crash landed on a newly encountered planet. Much to his dismay; thirty rather important pieces of the ship have scattered across a large area and without them he will not be able to leave orbit. That sounds bad enough until you realise that he only has enough air in his spacesuit to last exactly thirty days as well. Normally you’d think Olimar would be done for but hold on a minute. What is that strange sprout sticking out of the ground?

So the intrigue gets the better of Olimar and he can’t resist pulling up the sprout to find out what sort of vegetable would be growing underneath. But what do you know; instead of finding a healthy addition to his ‘five a day’ he instead has discovered a living breathing flower with very cute eyes. The flower can’t talk but seems friendly enough and is certainly happy enough following Olimar around the place and so is dubbed a Pikmin.

Olimar soon comes across a giant pod (which he calls an Onion) and with the help of his new Pikmin friend soon discovers that this is in fact, some sort of breeding facility for the Pikmin species. When a Pikmin takes a seed capsule from a nearby flower and offers it up to the Onion like a sacrifice; the Onion pop outs seeds which fall to the ground creating new Pikmin sprouts. Yes I know it sounds like a cross between The Wicker Man and Gardeners Time but Pikmin is actually a bloody great game and here’s why:

Your goal is to locate a minimum of 25 of the thirty missing ship parts within the 30 day time limit; with the help of three Pikmin species (Red, Yellow and Blue) you will need to negotiate many natural locations and battle intriguing enemies. So what’s the deal with the different coloured Pikmin?

• Red Pikmin are immune to fire
• Blue Pikmin can breathe underwater
• Yellow Pikmin can carry/throw explosive rocks

To reach the missing ship parts you’ll need to use the skills of all you Pikmin individually and sometimes in tandem. An example would be of sending Red Pikmin into battle against a fire breathing enemy so that Yellow Pikmin can travel past to collect some explosive rocks which can then be used to blast down a barrier. Simple sounding stuff but at any one time only 100 Pikmin can be out of their respective (blue, red and yellow) Onions at once; will you take 33 of each colour out on your travels or venture out with just one colour each time? As you can imagine; you’ll find yourself a whole host of clever situations that will see you battling against reaching your next ship part whilst protecting the Pikmin from harm

Whilst there are three Pikmin species to encounter, there are also three growth stages to take advantage of too. The longer a Pikmin sprout stays in the ground before being pulled the bigger and stronger it will become; neatly presented by either a shoot, bud or full flower goring out of the Pikmin’s head. Despite its simple nature Pikmin is quite a complex game underneath that requires thought just like any other strategy game. Going gun hoe into any situation will see you lose Pikmin quite quickly, you need to take care of your flower friends and that includes putting them to bed at night. Any Pikmin left outside of an Onion during the hours of darkness will be eaten by giant bugs; and after nurturing them from birth it’s something you’ll always find distressing (well I do anyways).

So what was all the New Play Control stuff? Well; of course originally Pikmin on the Gamecube used the Gamecube controller. I do happen to have played the original and feel that Nintendo did a great job in mapping the game to the pads analogue sticks and buttons. Pikmin New Control for Wii does away with that and now uses the Wii Remote and Nunchuck. With the accurate pointer system; Pikmin for Wii becomes an even more joyous game to play than it did before; you still control Olimar with a joystick but now being able to point with near mouse cursor like accuracy where you’d like your Pikmin to go makes so much sense.

Apart from the new control scheme Pikmin for Wii and 16:9 Widescreen support; Nintendo haven’t added any other bonus content for fans who have already played Pikmin before. With a lifespan of around 10 to 15 hours may sound a little short but I still loved playing through the game once again and the new play control made it a much more rewarding experience. I can’t deny the graphics have dated a little over the 10 or so years since its original release but Pikmin New Play Control Wii still is top notch game worth of 3 out of 5 despite its lack of new features.

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It’s great to see that rather than disappear into obscurity onto PC message boards, the indie movement has instead moved onto the home consoles; something I wouldn’t have thought possible with such domineering companies such as Nintendo; Microsoft and Sony ruling the console roosts. So whilst nowadays I’d wager that zero games appearing on the Wii, 360 or PS3 were developed in somebodies bedroom. We at least still have some great talent producing low budget games that don’t spawn from the gaming equivalent of factory farming. Yes I’m looking at you Ubisoft and your range of shovelware all ending in Z.

Ok so what has this got to do with Max and the Magic Marker? Well probably not too much besides the fact that Press Play; the developers behind Max and the Magic Marker for Wii are one such indie development group. Unable to get their title picked up by a big publisher, they stuck it to the man and decided to publish it themselves digitally through the Nintendo WiiWare service.

If you’ve played other indie games on WiiWare such as World of Goo then you’ll instantly feel at home after booting Max and the Magic Marker. This isn’t just because like 2D Boy’s Goo filled masterpiece that the graphics are somewhat kiddie; no it’s because you can instantly tell that care has been taken every step along the way in making this game. This isn’t something you just see with your eyes but feel when you start to control Max and his Magic Marker. The story of Max and the Magic Marker goes like this; Max is a young red haired child who loves to draw. Out of the blue one day he anonymously receives a new drawing pen; without thinking anything of it he rushes to work on a new piece of art featuring a purple Monster. To his surprise the Monster suddenly comes to life, then starts to run amok through Max’s other drawings.

Now of course you and I would solve this problem by putting all of the drawings through the paper shredder but Max is much more imaginative and has simple yet far better plan. Max draws a picture of himself using his new magical marker thereby allowing him to come alive in the world of his drawings and chase after that purple Monster. Will max manage to defeat the Monster and return home safely with only the use of his Magical Marker? Well I know the answer but I’m not going to spoil that now but what I can say is that I really enjoyed this game. Time to look a bit more in depth isn’t it?

You take control of the aforementioned Max with your Nunchuck and his Marker with your Wii Remote in this colourful magical adventure spread across three worlds. If like me you played Drawn to Life then you too may have been disappointed that you actually were tending to colour in shapes rather than really draw unique aspects to the game. Max & The Magic Marker is a little different in that you only draw things to assist you getting Max to the end of the level safely. So these could be staircases to reach higher platforms, weights to tip a seesaw, bridges to cross chasms or even basic platforms. I’d agree in saying that it sounds rather basic but this is actually just where the fun starts.

Simply drawing a few bridges isn’t going to impress anyone, no matter how well the Wii Infra-Red pointer control has been adopted. Max must collect globules of ink as he progresses throughout each level, the more ink he has the bigger your drawings can be. For instance, to reach a collectable up high you will might need to build a large staircase but if you didn’t collect every ink container that you passed you may find yourself with not enough ink to make it tall enough. This obviously corresponds further into the game when drawing a long bridge; there’s just no way to cross a large gap with only a small bridge right?

Well wrong actually, large gaps are no match for Max and his Magic Marker. At any point the a level you can press the A + B buttons together to warp out of the picture back into the real world where the real Max is on hand to physically draw on the paper (rather than being in game). This confusing trans-dimensional concept actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it and even if it doesn’t make sense, well it’s damn useful. Here instead of drawling inside a live living piece of artwork you can draw onto it statically before warping back in. What does this mean? Well to put it simply it means that when facing a large chasm and not much ink you can draw half of the bridge you require, make Max run across it and jump towards nothing and then hit the A and B button to warp out. Here you erase the old section of bridge and draw in the missing half so that when you warp back into the game Max lands safely. Clever stuff.

I could go on further about what to expect but that would only spoil a rather unique adventure which you should experience yourself. I’m sure that other fans of World of Goo, Lost Winds and Braid will really feel comfortable with this game. All that’s for me to say is that Max and The Magic Marker is a sensational concept title which maybe a little short but more than makes up for it with some crazy platforming antics; clever physics based puzzles and just a clever down to Earth charm about it. Max and the Magic Marker for WiiWare scores an almost perfect 4 out of 5

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So there’s Tuna Tossing, and there’s Mud Sliding. That’s like sledging except instead of snow there’s mud and instead of a sledge there’s you. You can indulge yourself in a spot of Lawnmower or Furniture Racing if you’re looking for a Gran Turismo killer. There’s something called Fierjeppen which has something to do with holding on to a pole? You might want to ask Wikipedia about that one. How about some Log Cutting, Cheese Rolling or (wait for it) EXTREME IRONING. Wait, is this list for real? Card Boxing and Ice Golf? Very funny guys. You nearly had me.

This is certainly not going to be a serious sporting exhibition, so turn away now if you’re not interested in stupid, light hearted games. We’ve seen mini-game collections like this countless times before, especially on the Wii, and they’ve produced some rather odd stuff: dancing Bombermen and defecating Rabbids for example. There are only ten here which instantly puts the collection in a negative light compared to Mario Party 8 and the like and it lacks the hook or gimmick that kept Rayman Raving Rabbids and Warioware interesting.

You should get your first taster of the games in Tour Mode, which sees you and your wacky character (you know, fat dudes, anime chicks and people with afros) travelling the world in search of the perfect log to cut. Party Mode is where the action is though, this is where you can kick back and have some quality multiplayer time, even if you will be giggling at how absurd the whole thing is and going “Wait, what?” every five seconds.

You’ve got a Wiimote in your hands, so you know what these games are going to want from you. Ice Golf and Furniture Racing are the most “normal” of the mini-games, being gimmicky golf and racing games respectively. Cheese Rolling is a strange mix of Boules and cheese. Extreme Ironing expects you to pretend you’re actually doing the ironing, which isn’t fun, even if you are pretending to fall out of a plane. Mud Sliding involves moving your character through targets as he plummets towards a muddy bottom, and mostly the others require a waggle or a spin of the Wiimote to get your avatar into action. These aren’t exactly inspired gameplay mechanics and it seems like Sega have put very little creativity into them instead of choosing to offer workable, somewhat fun, but very standard games.

This would be ok if there were as many games here as there are on Carnival Games or Mario & Sonic but there are not. Unless you’re heavy into your multiplayer this game will be over for you in a week.

That’s the problem here. The game is fun enough, the graphics aren’t terrible and your friends will be happy to join you playing while you wait for something good to come out. But there’s not enough depth or charm to keep anyone playing for long. I would love to say this was a missed opportunity, but the concept itself isn’t that exciting to begin with. Maybe if some more thought had gone into the mechanics, or if there had been lots more games, Wacky World of Sports wouldn’t pale in comparison to half the Wii market and receive a lacklustre score of 2 out of 5.

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If you’re unfamiliar with American Football I will try to explain the rules in the most basic fashion I can. The goal is to run and pass the ball towards the opposing goal line to score a touchdown, your opponents will try very hard to prevent you from doing so by knocking you to the ground. To keep possession of the ball you need to progress a minimum of 10 yards every 4 turns, if you fail possession swaps to the other team they become the offence and you become the defence. Obviously just like any sport there is a lot more to it but that should give you an idea of what we’re looking at here.

EA have once again tried to balance Madden as best they can between new users and previous players of the franchise on Wii. New or Casual players can play the game with little or no effort thanks to generous CPU assistance and the ability to just point and click at the screen to perform actions. Core players can jump straight into the action with full control using the Wii Remote and Nunchuck to control things. Motion controls are available to all players for passing the ball and performing field kicks but fundamentally control is quite straightforward without tons of arm waving.

As you may expect you can choose to play single matches against the CPU or other (up to 4) humans. Multiplayer has always been a favourite of Madden players and thankfully this still remains true here on Wii, 2 players is really the ideal but if you have extra friends they can help out in a special Huddle Up mode that can see them assist you invisibly like a Godly force.

For the real Football fans amongst you then trying to win the Superbowl is what counts and Madden doesn’t let you down here either. Now up to 4 players can play together in this mode but typically Superbowl mode has been a single player affair and that’s how I played it. Now sadly I can’t pretend I really enjoyed my time because when it gets down to it, all of the matches against the CPU feel very much the same. Unless I was playing using the advanced control scheme it felt to me as if the game was playing itself. Whilst Madden 10 does feature a full NFL roster with real NFL players the new graphic style does away with next gen photo realism. I don’t mind this but I doubt real fans will be able to recognise their favourite players on Wii and may have to look into the Xbox 360 or PS3 versions of Madden 10 for that.

When you are under full control of your team things get very complicated; choosing runs and formations is something for the true Madden players because I quite frankly can’t tell the difference between any of them. In all the games I played and won I simply either passed the ball and ran through the middle of the defence or let the Quarterback throw it upfield to a waiting player. Of course the CPU was trying to and often succeeding in intercepting the ball or making me fumble, but when they came to play my team was quite easily able to prevent them from scoring which soon made play switch to me being Offence once again. This isn’t to say that Madden 10 is easy; if you play by the rules and understand what you’re doing the game actually becomes harder because both teams are being quite tactical. However it just feels that not really knowing what you’re doing makes you fall into a style of play that allows for easy wins.

This does mean that new players can still win the trophy playing by their rules and tough players can attempt to win it by playing the game for real. What I don’t understand is how EA envisaged pictured families playing together in a happy way.

Let’s assume Dad and Son who have playing Madden games for years come up against Mom and Daughter who have never played it at all. Mom and Daughter play using the All Play mode with CPU assistance which in turn gives them a chance of winning and (after a couple of goes) maybe even a win. So if Dad and Son with all their skill do actually lose they will be quite annoyed at being beaten by the ‘cheating girls’, probably then storm off in a hiffy. This makes me think that adding such an extensive easy mode in a game really only suited for true Madden fans is a waste of time.

If you really like your American Football then Madden 10 for Wii won’t disappoint you; all of the teams, commentary and plays you’d want are here. If you do own one of the more powerful consoles you will probably appreciate the broadcast quality visuals a lot more than a couple of Wii specific features that may attract attention. Being able to point at a player with the Wii Remote to pass really does give you that directorship feel and puts you closer to being the quarterback than ever before, but it’s not such a standout feature.

If you want even more to explore then there are many mini games and practice modes available to hone your skills. I went into the mini games expecting them to be a bit Mario Party but I was wrong, again this is ok for NFL fans but your kids will wonder why these mini games are no fun.

Oh and before I forget you can now take Madden 10 online and play with random people or friends who own the game also. I’ll be honest and say I wasn’t able to find a random game and I don’t know anyone who owns it. However I assume that playing someone online is similar to playing them locally but without being able to seen them laugh or cry.

Madden 10 for Wii looks and feels ideal for an NFL lover who has taken a break from the series and wants to head back into it gently without investing many hours into learning the full complexity of the next gen versions which are more like simulators than games. 4 out of 5.

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As you can imagine when I heard Codemasters were developing a brand new Formula One game I wasn’t too displeased. The strange thing about F1 2009 for Wii is that instead of being released to coincide with this year’s F1 Season as you’d expect, it has in fact come out after the fact. If I’m honest I would have preferred to play this game alongside the season on TV and not afterwards when we’re already hearing details about the 2010 season starting next March.

As mentioned just a moment ago, I have been partial to Formula One game or two in the past but will not hide the fact that in retrospect they have been somewhat disappointing. I don’t think that anyone has gone out of their way to make a bad Formula One game but the fundamental problem I think is that F1 is a very difficult sport to simulate. Not only are the basic physics of the sport (such as aerodynamics) very challenging to recreate accurately, designing realistic AI CPU controlled opponents is near impossible as well. Both of these and more (or the lack of), tend to result in a F1 game which feels like an arcade title rather than the proper simulation you’re expecting.

So let’s get back to F1 2009 for Wii. Firstly if you’ve been waiting for a next gen F1 game that puts you so close to the cockpit of an F1 car that you can smell the exhaust fumes of the car in front then sadly you’ll have to wait a bit longer. If you have just been waiting for a fun spot of F1 gaming on your TV then we do certainly have a contender here.

F1 2009 Wii is all about the racing; to start with you can either create a profile then head into career mode trying to become a top F1 racer. Or you can race a standard championship/single race and drive it with your favourite F1 driver; mine is Kimi Raikkonen but yours is probably Jenson Button or Lewis Hamilton. All of the drivers and teams who started the 2009 season are here but fans of Luca Badoer who substituted for Felipe Massa will not be able to race with him.

I don’t think there is anything particularly unique about the championship mode that hasn’t already been explored in countless other F1 games. You pick a driver, race every race and see if you can win the season, if not try again. So let’s gloss over that; the same goes for picking a single race. Boring. Career mode is where you’ll have the most fun so let us start there.

After creating your profile you are an upcoming racer who is looking for his (or her) chance to drive in Formula One. From the offset I was invited to test for a seat with two teams, Red Bull and BMW. You are pitched with beating a set time around the Melbourne circuit; if you do then you’ll shortly get the chance to join the team at the expense of a real F1 driver. Once you are in the team the pressure is on; you will be given requirements and expectations of race wins etc. Whilst I didn’t drive too bad for my team I can imagine that poor results see you getting the sack. All of this is presented to you via a virtual email account which you can check before and after ever race, here you’ll get the latest news and views from the team but also headlines from the press regarding your performances. This is cute but I’d ideally have liked the option to send an email back to my team telling them to eff off or give me a faster car but as you can imagine this in an unlikely feature of any game outside ones imagination.

Taking a break from racing as a ‘real’ Formula One driver you can head into the Challenges arena; here you are pitched with a nice selection of short yet fun F1 style racing challenges to play through. For each you are awarded a rating based on your performance, the best being A of course. Some of my favourite challenges include a terrifying drive around Spa in the pouring rain on slick tyres and racing to checkpoint after checkpoint in an almost OutRun like affair. Whilst it was fairly easy to get an A rating on most of the challenges there are a few which are very tricky and even I, the ultimate gamer, still can’t manage to get the highest mark on. Something to keep me entertained for a bit longer to come I’m sure.

Something else that will longetitify Formula One 2009 for Wii is the inclusion of what is probably the best multiplayer F1 experience to date. The chance to compete with another player in a full season split screen on your Wii; yes I know this would have been a much better online experience but that’s a criticism to come later. What makes this a real treat is that unlike past multiplayer F1 games I’ve played in my life, this one has a smooth framerate attached. As you can imagine having to draw and calculate two F1 circuits and up to 39 cars on screen at once (well almost) is a big task of any platform let alone Nintendo’s humble Wii with a relatively slow CPU and GPU pairing. Right enough of the geek speaks for a moment, time to get back on track (pun not intended).

Another nice feature of F1 2009 is that you have a whole host of control options; those who love the Mario Kart Wii Wheel will be pleased to hear that they can certainly have a go at motion F1, traditional gamers can stick to the Wii Remote and Nunchuck or Classic Controller setups but real core drivers can shell out on Logitech’s official Nintendo force feedbacked steering wheel for the ultimate realism. I don’t have the fancy Logitech Wheel but do have the rest and came to the conclusion that the Remote and Nunchuck felt the best even though the classic controller offers analogue acceleration and breaking. Sadly the awful shoulder buttons of the classic controller spoil what would have been my first choice of controller (why no Gamecube pad support though). Whatever your flavour you should be able to handle an F1 car like a pro and if not, you can turn on a number of helpful driving aids which will result in a much easier car to drive.

While I mention how easy cars are to drive I would like to give the game credit on being fun yet fairly realistic. Once you take away the driving aids and raise the AI level things become mush trickier and winning a race becomes a much harder prospect indeed. Real F1 teams may recall that 2009 saw the introduction and subsequently the end of KERS; this was described as a push to pass system which would allow a driver 3 seconds of extra speed per lap. Even though only a handful of teams actually used the system and all but two managed to use it well, every car now has access to the boost button here. In short this means that when you come to overtake a car you can hold the C button for an extra bit of oomph, yes it feels like cheating but if everyone else is doing it – you need to too!

Because this review is heading into ridiculous word length I should come to some sort of conclusion and rather quickly.

F1 2009 for Wii is the best Formula One game I have ever played; now whilst they sounds like high praise it isn’t actually quite that grand. This is because I haven’t played very many good F1 games at all, however there is a lot to like about F1 for Wii. Firstly it plays pretty well and that makes enjoying it a whole lot easier, secondly being able to experience a decent racing game besides Mario Kart on the Wii is a bonus. Thirdly the game for the most part looks great, obviously detail is quite low to keep things smooth on Wii but every track is recognisable and when you bump or go up/down a hill you really feel like you are. Also it’s great to finally have a go at driving around some of the new circuits such as the Singapore night race, Abu Dhabi and Bahrain.

Yes there are a few issues; the menu screens are annoying and bland, the music is awful and the Pit Stops are CPU controlled and seem to take much longer than the pit clock suggests. Worst off all though is when in single player mode you notice slowdown issues even when no other cars are near you. Some of the circuits and stadiums appear to be too detailed for the Wii’s own good and cause the FPS to drop down at times. However this happens rarely and isn’t that bad, it’s just very odd that in multiplayer the slowdown disappears; it must have something to do with the huge drop in graphic quality, resolution and car detail in two player mode.

Overall I’d say this is a must by for Wii owning F1 fans, 360 and PS3 owners who don’t own a Wii can probably wait until next year when F1 2010 is scheduled to be released on all formats.

I award Formula One 2009 for Wii a competent 3 out of 5 and praise Codemasters for a good first effort at F1 gaming, however this grace is short lived because I expect a solid 60FPS, 480p and online mode in next year’s edition if I’m not to be disappointed.

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Virtua Tennis 2009 is one of the first games designed for use with the Wii MotionPlus, and clicking this add-on to your Wii remote really seperates the men from the ball boys. Using the Wii Motion Plus demands a greater sense of attention to where you’re throwing your racket and the accuracy of your shots, while using the virgin remote is a lot more forgiving. There is no requirement to use the add-on, it’s completely optional and the game plays perfectly well without it, but a hardcore player might want to use it to crank up the realism a little bit. Not to mention the difficulty.

Virtua Tennis 2009 for the Wii is a pretty game, full of the bright colours of summer, but the game engine requires some tweaking. It seems to strain under its own weight at times, the animation occassionally jumping or glitching and your avatar misfiring on his shots once in a while. This is irritating because of the laziness it seems to reveal. Does Tennis not require the degree of flawless attention to detail that soccer receives in its FIFA and PES games?

Like Wii Sports before it, Virtua Tennis is best served with a friend by your side, with both of you trying not to knock each others’ block off with your wild attempts at professional shots. Playing online is a decent enough distraction, but the glitching amplifies here when it attracts its loving mate, the Lag, and they team up to provide a whole new challenge. And not a good one, either. The online leaderboard is hard to get excited about, but hey, if you like comparing yourself to the rest of the world, it’s really, really cool.

Of course, some of us can’t afford internet connnections, and it’s not feasible to kidnap someone of equal gaming skill to you and tie them to your tumble dryer so you always have someone to play with, so pretty soon you’re going to have to go solo. You can spend hours pouring over your own character, tweaking their hair and eye shadow colours or whatever, but you’re going to spend even longer playing the Career Mode. It’s lengthy. War and Peace lengthy. It has a gradual sense of increasing difficulty so it will be a long time before any frustration sets in, and how much you will appreciate this will depend on how relaxed you want your gaming experience to be. An experienced player might grow tired of the hours of amateur opponents, while a casual player will probably find the pace and the quality of his opponents enjoyable. Whichever way, you get a lot of game for your money here, and there are tougher cookies later on in the game. Oh, by the way, you don’t have to make your own player if you’re not the creative type, there are plenty of Tennis legends like Boris Becker, Venus Williams and Andy Murray available.

Saving the best until last, we now look at the mini-games. And what crackers they are. Taking the physics and skills required in Tennis and sinking them head-first into a crazy world of arcade-style gaming is genius. Twelve games are available (well, unlockable, so you’ll have to put time in) and they’re all brimming with fun. You can play a wild over-sized pool game, or fight against pirate ships, or feed animals, all via the medium of Tennis. These are great games and are almost worth the asking price themselves.

So, whether you’re looking for an extended Career Mode or just a quick bit of fun with a pirate ship, Virtua Tennis 2009 caters to you. The only problem is that it does not stray very far from the template of Virtua Tennis 3 before it. It’s more of the same, basically, even though it is just that little bit better and packs a superior control system. Is this a bad thing? Depends if you bought Virtua Tennis 3 or not, or if you liked it enough to want a very faithful sequel. Nobody can make that decision for you. For new joiners to the series or those who go “There’s a new Virtua Tennis game out? Cool!”, this game is recommended if you’re after some competent, comprehensive and occassionally crazy Tennis fun. This game receives a score of 4 out of 5.

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Rather than throw another gloss of paint on top of the Onslaught engine like they did with their child friendly shooter Water Warfare, Hudson have delivered a rather strange first and third person shooter based on human Evolution for one or two players.

You take control of a small monkey like creature who has to battle against strange primeval creatures in a bid for evolutionary survival. Rather than a gun to shoot up the world with, your monkey throws nuts (yes nuts) towards enemies such as; Giant Mushrooms, Lizard Men, Flying Insects, Dinosaurs and even Piranha type fish. You can also pick up a couple of bonus items which are randomly dropped from fallen bad guys; there is a handy power weapon which can kill quite a few enemies at once and a handy fire rate booster which obviously makes you shoot faster. If you’re an old school gamer it may feel you’ve played Shootanto before, this isn’t because it’s a remake or a rip-off of some classic game; no.

Shootanto really feels like it was developed in the 1980s for the Arcade because you’re asked to do two things at once. Instead of just giving you a crosshair on screen like your typical FPS you also see your character onscreen at the same time and it moves independently of where you point your Wii Remote gun style at the screen. You need to move your character left and right with the Nunchuck to avoid the enemies and their projectiles. I’m reminded of the rather hectic multitasking game ColorZ. Thankfully though you won’t need six hands to play Shootanto like you would with ColorZ.

Each evolutionary period features two static screen levels; after you clear one stage of enemies and scenery you move onto a much harder second stage which features a boss as its climax. The bosses are much harder to defeat so save up those power weapons to make it a bit easier. So as previously mentioned you start off as a monkey but you do progress up through a caveman throwing spears up to a medieval human archer with a bow and arrow. Certainly things improve as you progress and so far things sound great but sadly I’ve now got to mention what is wrong with Shootanto.

My first complaint with Shootanto Evolutionary Mayhem is that it looks totally horrid, when I first started playing I thought my Wii was suffering from heatstroke.

Everything from the poorly designed and animated enemies to the scenery is blurry and moves at a substandard framerate, it looks like a 16bit Sega Genesis game stretched to fit the higher screen resolutions of the modern day Wii. I don’t mind real retro games looking a bit rough around the edges but it’s a lot harder to handle from a brand new game even if it costs just $5/500points from the WiiWare store. Gameplay wise it’s pretty boring too, there just isn’t that much variation to the gameplay at all, it’s just ten minutes of constant trigger pulling until you finally get a bit of rest bite between levels. Yes things are thrown up a little later on when enemies can walk about in the foreground after climbing up ladders but it’s a novelty that soon wares off. Elsewhere the presentation isn’t much better with music that hurt my ears and a lack of any type of online high score table which would at least make things a bit more interesting. You can’t ever fault a bit of coop and playing in two player mode is always going to be more fun but I still didn’t feel that Shootanto was anything more than a game thrown together by the interns or work experience kids working at Hudson whilst they’re real designers work on much better games such as Alien Crush, Deca Sports and Star Solider.

At 500 WiiPoints Shootanto isn’t that expensive but I’m afraid even at that price I can’t recommend it when you can have so much more fun with on-rails shooters such as House of the Dead Overkill and Dead Space Extraction on Wii. Shootanto Evolutionary Mayhem on WiiWare scores a very poor, must try harder next time, 1 out of 5.

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Your goal in campaign mode for what it’s worth is to complete around 30 levels of (mainly) Banana throwing. This could be a simple one on one duel against another Monkey or even a Deathmatch with up to six other monkey bots. Instead of using pistols you throw bananas at each other in a similar fashion to the aforementioned Boom Blox. You use the Wii Remote as if you were really throwing a banana at someone. After choosing a direction with IR Pointer you then have to hold the A button down and then swing your arm to simulate your throw without forgetting to let go of that A button again at the end of your swing. For all but a couple of the game modes the goal is to defeat the other monkeys by hitting them two or three times with a well-placed shot. Be warned this isn’t just target practice against static targets, the CPU controlled guys will be throwing bananas at you as well as each other. To survive you’ll have to learn to lean away from an oncoming projectile by holding left or right with your DPad but sometimes even this isn’t enough. As other monkeys are defeated you can spring jump yourself over to their platform and then onto another with the B buttion, this can be a great way to dodge a missile or two but while you’re in the air you can’t throw and you certainly can’t defend yourself from a well-timed banana hitting you just as you land.

Now I mentioned coconuts before didn’t I? Well if throwing bananas on their own isn’t fun enough then yes sometimes you’ll also be able to throw the much harder and more damage dealing coconut at you foes. Not only this but if you’re very lucky you can find another special weapon which is in all but name a bazooka that fires bananas, these travel much faster and more direct towards your opponents.

Ok that’s the overall basic gameplay and covers the campaign mode but thankfully there is a bit more to the game than just that:

• The Greatest Ape mode throws you into a battle scenario against all the other monkeys but this time everyone has just three lives and a limited number of bananas from the offset.
• Minute Monkey gives you just 60 seconds to successfully hit as many other monkeys as you can with your weapon, you can jump or dodge as much as you like but you’ll use up valuable throwing time.
• Ape Team is the least exciting and simply splits everyone into two teams, blue and red. Whichever team scores the most at the end wins.
• Pass The Parcel (multiplayer only) sees you throwing a box of lit TNT between each other until it explodes; the last monkey standing wins the game.

Whichever mode you love the most the great news is that you can play multiplayer with up to three other players on the same Wii console or head online and challenge your friends or random opponents. As you can imagine split screen fun is always a laugh but there is something also quite satisfying against knocking someone from the other side of the world into submission, sadly due to this being a new WiiWare game you may have trouble finding random opponents at certain times, hopefully this will change when more people buy Manic Monkey Mayhem.

This brings me neatly onto the controls. Whilst I love the Wii Remote I can’t deny that the accelerometer isn’t a perfect system to track motion controls, after all that’s why Nintendo themselves have added Wii MotionPlus. It turns out that throwing bananas long distances is much easier than throwing them further away. Whenever I tried to gently throw a banana to a nearby enemy I end up either not putting enough power through my arm and it not even registering a throw or over compensating too much throwing it too far. However this is a limitation of the controller and not the game, I experienced much the same in Boom Blox for Wii.

I wasn’t expecting too much from Manic Monkey Mayhem for Wii but I was pleasantly surprised after playing through it. It’s a low budget game created by a small but talented group of people and even without the next gen graphics and sound that some of you would be hoping for, it’s presentable enough with a nice selection of game environments and character models/animations. The main campaign does get tricky and should last a few hours but be careful of arm ache, if you do have some friends to play with then I can see you having fun in multiplayer but don’t be fooled into replacing staple multiplayer games such as Mario Kart Wii just yet. At 1000 WiiPoints I think it’s little expensive for a gamer without anyone to play with but gamers with family or friends may just find themselves spilling out for some fresh multiplayer action.

Manic Monkey Mayhem scores a good 3 out of 5.

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Zoo’s originally were a way for regular folk to see the weird and wonderful animals from around the world, whilst that is still the case nowadays Zoos are having to take on a different more preservational role. As you may know the by-product of taking over the world has been to make most of the planets wildlife to almost extinct. What has all this got to do with My Zoo from Hudson Software? Well probably not too much but my point is that I like wildlife and so the idea of having my very own Zoo inside my Wii sounds kinda fun. Let’s see if the reality of it is any good in my review of My Zoo for Wii.

My Zoo for Wii is another title from Hudson available exclusively on the WiiWare store for just 500 points. You instantly become the head zookeeper and are tasked with loading up the four environments with different species of animals including Lions, Pandas, Elephants, Bears and more. You should ideally place them in one of the three ideal natural African looking settings but you do have the choice of letting them live in a children’s bedroom. Each location can have a maximum of three single species animals but if you want to have babies you need to make sure to have a male and a female as well as leaving the space for a third free. After you’ve brought your animals into your area you then have to pick a name. Now it’s the tough bit, caring for them; this includes feeding them, petting them and cleaning up their enclosure. If you don’t turn on you Wii for a few days you may well find out that they have been taken away by the owners of another Zoo because you didn’t take care of them properly. This in itself is a good lesson for the kiddies, remember, a dog is for life not just for Christmas folks. It is important to keep a check of the stat bars to make sure they are happy and not left hungry.

When you’re happy with your animal’s upbringing you can release them into the wild which will free up space for a new set of animals for you to care for. You’ll do this a few times before you run out of stock animals and then you can head online and purchase new species for 100 Wii Points each. This should extend your playtime a bit further.

Graphically watching all of the animals is lovely, they are rather good looking models and they are beautifully animated. The problem is unlike real animals I just didn’t get that attached to these virtual creatures and they seemingly didn’t get attached to me either. Hudson has appeared to miss out on any sort of interaction or natural emotion and as such it all feels a bit stale. Of course I don’t want a PetZ style game where you dress Lions up in party hats and play ball games with them but I did expect to achieve some sort of bonding with the animals. Sadly every time you go to the enclosures it feels like you’re just watching the same few repeating animations all of the time, there doesn’t seem to be the level of individual animal personality you find when you watch nature documentaries on TV.

Whilst My Zoo for Wii is a unique title and I love the idea of people learning more about animals I just don’t think this game achieves very much. It isn’t that much fun to play and it’s not very educational either, I would advise anyone to just spend some time watching the Nature Channel on TV and donate the $5 it would cost to a Nature Preservation society of some sort.

My Zoo for Wii gets a disappointing but functional 2 out of 5.

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Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games could be considered a sequel to last year’s title but I’d describe it as more of a complimentary game. Because it doesn’t feature any of the original mini games from the previous Mario and Sonic game you could easily own both without worry. Now I’ll own up and admit to you I didn’t like the original Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games as it was full of over the top waggle controls; but I’m more than willing to give Sega a second chance in my Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games review.

Just as with Sonic and the Black Knight; this game features a truly stunning FMV intro; sadly that level of graphic fluidity doesn’t carry on into the rest of the game but more on that later. If you played the previous game you’ll already know to expect to be able to control your favourite characters from the Mario and Sonic franchises in genuine recreations of the games and locations of the upcoming Olympic festival. This time we’re in snowy Vancouver with a whole host of chilly mini games on offer; Skiing, Skating, Snowboarding, Skeleton, Bobsleigh, Hockey, Curling and many more. As you’d expect there are three main ways to play this Olympic themed party fest; first your typical story mode (Festival) where you on your own or with some buddies can play through an entire Olympic festival in search for those gold, silver and bronze medals. Secondly you can just pick an event in single match mode you can just pick your favourite game and attempt to beat your records. Finally though Party Mode gives you all of the fun events from the story mode but stripped down into your typical Wii Party format, which funnily enough is great for parties.

For me most of the fun of Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympic Games for Wii came from the festival story mode. This mode gives you and your friends the opportunity to head through a great selection of Olympic events in competition against popular Sega and Nintendo characters. To spice things up even further Sega have cleverly split up the Olympic festival into days in which you’ll sometimes be taking part in training, sometimes events themselves and even some special Dream Events. Now as it is this time around all of the events in this game are actually very fun in themselves; but these Dream Events must be my favourite. The reason I love the Dream Events is that they are a total warp away from the Olympic environment, instead Sega have mixed up classic Sonic and Mario game themes into the sports. Great examples are Dream Ski Cross where you Ski through a Super Mario Galaxy style level and Dream Alpine which lets you Ski through a snowy Green Hill Zone esque Sonic level. There are Sonic Rings and Mario Coins all over the place and even those item crystals from Mario Kart get an appearance. These are perfect additions which will bring smiles to the faces of core gamers among players who maybe feel the party game theme is below them.

Obviously the fun doesn’t end there; every time you take part in an event you will earns points to spend in the shopping area. There are literally hundreds of things to buy; everything from new items of clothing and equipment to decorative stickers to glitter your boards with.

Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games is a very enjoyable single & multiplayer experience; unlike the previous game the controls are light, accurate and use the motion controls perfectly. Instead of asking you to wave your arms about like crazy giving yourself terrible arm ache, almost all of the games require gentle waving and leaning motions with the occasional forceful movement. I can’t explain how much off a relief it was not to have to throw my arm about and get hit in the face with the Nunchuck cable. Now that FMV intro I mentioned is indeed gorgeous but sadly the ingame graphics don’t quite live up to it; the character models are fine but the environments are a little lacking. Another grumble is that slowdown can affect multiplayer games when lots of things are on screen. My biggest complaint however is that the sprawling arena crowds are made up of horrid 2D low res character sprites which looked like they’ve been ripped right out of the 2D Mario and Sonic games and plonked right into this 3D engine.

Graphical grumbles aside, Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter games is my favourite third party causal game on Wii. You won’t have more fun playing games with your family on a Sunday afternoon unless you already own Mario Kart Wii or Wii Sports Resort. An almost perfect 4 out of 5.

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If you’ve played Mario Party or Rayman Raving Rabbids you should know how a party game on the Wii plays. Instead of a deep gripping adventure set in a dungeon or open world urban cityscape; Ninja Captains gives you a loose storyline to tie 20 minigames together; this is what I like to call The Story Mode. Here you’re introduced to the four sleek Ninja Cats that you and up to 3 friends can control. The storyline takes place as the Ninja Cats try to save the world from a giant mouse that has knocked over the Statue of Liberty and is wrecking more havoc around New York. The trouble is that as soon as they start, they’re whisked away to the other side of the world and will have to try their best to get back as quickly as possible. To do this they travel from city to city and must compete in a minigame to proceed to the next. They’ll visit iconic places such as England, France, the Artic, Japan and Australia (amongst others). Right a party game should be judged on its games and that’s what I shall blather on about next.

The front of the Ninja Captains Wii game box says that there are 20 games; I didn’t actually count to verify but I have played them all. To start I will admit that there is a fair bit of variety to the games; Hair Cutting, Fishing, Rock Climbing, Balancing Crockery, Dancing, Surfing and Shuriken throwing are just some of the better ones you’ll encounter. They all last under two minutes and for the most part are fun for a group of 4 kids. The CPU will control any Ninja’s not being control by humans. Younger gamers or those playing solo may be frustrated by some of the minigames using lots of imprecise waggle control which may result in many attempted retries. One nice feature is that after a few retries the game will ask if you’d like to switch to baby difficulty; even I had to do this to complete one or two of the games. Something I found quite strange was that many of the minigames featured no background music and lacked atmosphere. Amidst the huge array of similar party games already on the market, Ninja Captains’ games really do not stand out; however one thing in its favour is the humour and quality of the animated story moments. Rather than go for your typical budget priced FMV sequences, Ninja Captains features dozen of rather stylish hand drawn animations that set the mood rather well and make you chuckle. As you play through and complete each mini game it is then unlocked in Party Mode; all this is that from then on you don’t need to play the story mode through again and can choose your favourite games and skip the ones you don’t like. Most of the games are at least a little fun but all will involve you waving the Wii Remote and Nunchuck around, if you prefer stationary games this is not for you.

If you’re a parent of some younger players between 3 and 6 years old this may well be a good introduction to games on the Wii; the lack of depth and hassle in between games should keep their concentration. Sadly the poor controls and requirement for a Nunchuck doesn’t make Ninja Captains as approachable as it should, I found that I had to make some rather hard arm gestures to get the game to respond and ended up with some arm ache – not something you’d want younger kids doing I’d have thought. The presentation of Ninja Captains for Wii is a little hit and miss, good graphics and sound do feature but hidden amongst some cheap looking 3D models, textures and off the shelf library sound effects.

If you’re on the market for a collection of mini games for the kids to keep them busy for a cold winters weekend then Ninja Captains on Wii is a safe bet; just don’t be surprised that they’ll probably want more Wii party games within a week or two. I award it 3 out of 5.

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• ColourZ – A precision based puzzle game for those with maximum dexterity, or three arms.
• Water Warfare – Probably the only first person shooter designed for kids and grownups that still play with Water Pistols.
• World of Goo – Not only a great lesson in physics for the kids but a brilliant piece of storytelling all wrapped up in gooey goodness.

One of the most popular genres of game to grace WiiWare is of course the Puzzle Game. The notorious puzzle title we all know and love is Tetris; a basic game involving Blocks falling from the sky which when correctly placed together form Lines and disappear. Since its most famous release on Nintendo Gameboy we’ve see thousands of variants. Now it must be said that most of these have fallen by the wayside because they usually overcomplicate things too much or just don’t have that addictive Tetris quality. So why mention Tetris? Well Magnetis from the outset features blocks falling from above and so must be compared somewhat to the classic Russian title. Let’s find out more in my review of Magnetis for Wii right now.

Magnetis is a rather interesting puzzle game for Wii. As I mentioned it involves blocks falling from the sky but there is a lot more to it than that. To spice things up these aren’t regular blocks. These blocks are electromagnetic. The idea of the game is similar to Tetris in that you need to keep clearing lines and not let your blocks reach the top of the screen and seeing the game over message. There are three basic types of blocks, conductor blocks which form the middle part of a circuit and the two opposite electro magnets (one for the left and one for the right). All of the blocks fall down in random pairs which remind me of dominoes; as they fall from the top you can switch them over from left to right until they land. The minimum you need to create a circuit is a left and right magnetic block but to score some serious points in the game (and last more than 2 minutes) is to build a long chain of conductor blocks and place the correctly pointing magnetic blocks on either side. So yes we have a basic premise of creating a small completed circuit which when created clears from the screen lowering the block count, giving you more playroom until things build up towards the sky once again. This on its own can be tricky when things speed up as you progress levels, if you like things more complicated then you can look forward to a further two differing colours of magnet blocks which create alternate coloured circuits. As you can probably guess, it’s not wise to attempt to create a circuit with mismatching electric colours; all you’ll end up is a fused circuit and a load of dead blocks which from then on are a dead weight blocking valuable playspace.

If you want to rack up a high score you’ll need not only to clear plenty of circuits but perform combos too; here you need to plan ahead so that when your trigger circuit disappears the blocks above fall down to complete a further circuit, thus getting extra multipliers. I could go into more detail but it’s time to look at the other modes. As well as playing the traditional ‘endless’ mode you can also go against the clock to beat your high score or with a limited block count. Both are best for shorter sessions because if you’re good at the standard mode you could be there for some time. Now if you have friend who wants to come along for the ride then Magnetis’ multiplayer mode is quite fun. You can choose from a two player cooperative match where you take turns controlling the blocks up to a four player battle riot. You can’t beat a bit of four player competitive gameplay and the better you do the more nuisance blocks appear on their screen, lovely. Sadly there is no online play so you’ll have to get your three friends to huddle around your TV but that’s a perfect excuse to get some beers in isn’t it?

Magnetis for Wii is fun and low priced puzzle title offering great single player fun and a solid offline multiplayer mode. Yes its roots like heavily in Tetris but Magnetis brings some originality to a very crowded puzzle market. For just 500 WiiPoints this an absolute bargain of a game and if it wasn’t for the N64 era graphics and sound could have been released as a budget priced disc title. You can’t go wrong with this 4 out of 5 game.

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Learning with the PooYoo’s is a cartoon-styled educational series for children aged 3 and up. It’s available exclusively on Nintendo’s WiiWare digital download store which you can find after connecting your Wii to the Internet and heading into the Wii Shop Channel.

Learning with the PooYoo’s is being released episodically which gives it that air of a weekly television show. If you’re kids are already glued to the TV this shouldn’t upset their rhythm too much. So what are these PooYoo’s anyway? Well the PooYoo’s are a colourful race of cartoon beings which partly resemble regular fluffy animals such as Rabbits, Cats and even Elephants. Now I’m no expert when it comes to educational games. Yes I did own a couple while I was growing up but they hardly got my attention when I had Super Mario Bros and Sensible Soccer to keep me busy. The good thing about aiming an educational game towards the younger crowd is that they’re too young to be distracted by real games. Here in the world of the PooYoo’s the kiddies can start off by learning to distinguish shapes and colours and as they progress to the slightly harder difficulty are then introduced to words and numbers. The whole game is professionally narrated by an encouraging female voice and with the help of the PooYoo’s jumping around your child should easily raise a smile. All they have to do is point and shake at the screen with the Wii Remote when requested during activities such as popping Balloons of a certain colour. It’s very simple but much more interactive than a typical educational show on TV.

Overall Episode One of Learning with the PooYoo’s for Wii seems a unique and fun casual educational title. There are only a handful of activities to choose from but being able to raise the difficulty as your child gets older is a nice touch. On its own this isn’t going to turn your child into a genius but as part of a good home style and nursery schooling I think it could be a little beneficial.

Whilst graphics and sound aren’t the most important thing for a game aimed at such a young audience it’s nice to see that a lot of care has been taken to create a very nice looking and sounding experience here with the PooYoo’s. The only negatives I can mention are a lack of 16:9 widescreen support and that there is no two player mode to keep twins happy. For just 500 Nintendo Points from the Nintendo WiiWare store this seems a bargain for any parents keen to get their kids doing some basic home learning when they’re home from Nursery school.

Learning with the PooYoo’s for Wii scores 4 out of 5.

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In Animal Crossing for Wii the premise of the game is to live a stylised virtual life in a virtual town filled with cute animal inhabitants. After arriving in your new town you get to choose from four small but cosy new homes and local shop owner Tom Nook will supply you a with an interest free mortgage. The problem is you’ve arrived with no money (the currency in Animal Crossing is Bells) so paying off this mortgage without any dosh is going to be difficult. Thankfully the local shop owner Mr Nook is kind enough to employ you as a delivery person for one day. This part time job entails you taking a handful of items to some of the other villagers for delivery; not only is this good practice for managing your inventory system but it’s also a good chance to meet some of the locals and learn the town layout. If you get a little stuck you can call up the map at any time to help you find where a particular character’s home is located. After just a few deliveries Tom Nook has no more work left for you. With no Job Seekers Allowance to claim you will quickly have to find a source of income. Sadly for me this is where Animal Crossing started to become a bit stale.

Instead of continuing the job theme you can simply earn money is quite silly ways. Fruit that falls from trees and Sea Shells washed up on the shore can all be sold to Tom Nook for a good amount of bells. Of course you’re not going to be able to buy many of the rather sweet items to furnish your home with right away but a few days of scrumping will easily see you earning thousands of bells. So what can you do with all this money? Well firstly as I just mentioned you can buy hundreds if not thousands of items for your home. Almost anything you could ask for is here; Chairs, Couches, Tables, Lamps, TV’s, Radios, Stereo Systems, Wallpapers, Carpets, Plants and many more. Obviously cool items are more expensive than rubbish ones but all can be sold back to Tom Nook when you’re done with them. My main issue with this system is that new items appear daily and fairly randomly – you don’t get to buy what you want when you want Amazon style here. Secondly you can spend your money creating new clothes designs but this is a tad boring. Thirdly and probably most excitingly, you can head to the City to check out the new shops and attractions. So yes, to The City! This is probably the most striking difference between Animal Crossing City Folk and its Nintendo DS counterpart, instead of just pottering about in your own solitary town (or those of your friends via WiFi) here you can live the high life and spend some quality upmarket time. Not only can you watch a show at the theatre here in the City but you can also visit an auction house, get a makeover at a beauty parlour and even buy strange pieces of art and furniture from a stolen goods racket. Yes it’s cool to visit the City a few times and meet a whole load of new people just walking around the street but after a while it does just get as boring as your own town.

To give you at least something to do in the game you will find yourself part of a giant and probably never ending collection em up. A batty old Owl has decided to open a museum in your town but forgot all about actually coming up with exhibits. Unless you want to walk around an empty museum all day you’re going to have to do his dirty work. And so the fun begins. You and your trusty set of tools (a spade, fishing rod and butterfly net) will be kept very busy looking for fossils, fish and insects to stock the museum with. I wouldn’t mind if you got some reward for helping the Owl out but everything you take in is just a donation. Maybe if you do find every single collectable you’ll get a silly item for your house but stuff that, it could take me years to find everything.

Fundamentally Animal Crossing for Wii is a nice game; it’s pretty to look at and is simple to play. This is all well and good but because Nintendo have seemingly set out to make the most casual and relaxed life simulation game of all time, there is just no incentive or challenge to play it at all. Yes you can go online with the WiiSpeak microphone and chat to your friends, even visit each other’s towns, but I can’t see that holding your entertainment for that long (I have neither the microphone or friends to test this with). Animal Crossing for Wii is a well presented but rather boring game which boasts 99 percent more potential than actual fun delivered. Even though it’s aimed towards younger gamers and housewives I just can’t see either audience being that enthralled in it.

Unusually for a first party Nintendo Game I can’t see any choice but awarding this a very low, 2 out of 5. I really hope Nintendo go back to the drawing board for the next Animal Crossing game.

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Rygar: The Battle of Argus is based on Greek mythology (yes, like God of War). The story is about as old as the gods too with Rygar battling in Argus in order to rescue a princess, who has been captured by the dastardly Titans. On his way to Tartarus, the home of the Titans, he must explore the colloseums and tombs of the ancient Mediterranean, plus Hades and cities in the sky to boot. Sounds like a bit of a mission but luckily he has brought along his gift from Zeus, the Diskarmor. I don’t know what he does for food, maybe he packed some sandwiches.

The Diskarmor is a shield that can be used for long-range attacks (yes, God of War, I know!) and can be upgraded throughout the course of the adventure with magic stones. You can unlock various powers for it including some special effects laden Summons. All in all it’s a fun weapon that’s more than capable in the backside-whooping department.

In case you haven’t got it by now, the gameplay is a lot like God of War and for those who don’t know, this means you will be running about a third person environment, hurling your weapons at armies of hideous beasties and powering up with their remains. It’s a feast of explosive, satisfying brawling, with your shield busting skulls like crazy and the bodies of mythological creatures dropping dead around you like mythological flies. It packs in more “Ohmigod-did-you-see-that?” boss battles than God of War managed, and they’re pretty creepy so make sure you play with the lights on!

There’s nothing wrong with Rygar in the slightest. The action pours syrup thick and it’s as rewarding as a certain other game I could name, and in reality there is not as much similarity in overall gameplay as you would first think. They’re both different games, if similar in style and setting, and a fan of one should love the other. Besides, Rygar did come first. While we’re on the subject, let’s take a look at Rygar’s biggest weakness: its age.

This is a straight port of a game that is the better part of a decade old and it shows. The Wii is not fantastic when it comes to sexy-looking graphics, but even Nintendo’s flagship can do much better than this. The graphics are not terrible, in fact some are pretty stylish, but they could have done with a polish. It is old, but not quite old school, and it runs and looks like a game struggling to keep up. Its approaches to gameplay are tried and tested, and perhaps a little too long in the tooth for a thrill-seeking gamer. However, with a little work, a passionate action-adventure fan can hopefully get over the antique game engine and enjoy Rygar like one would enjoy an old film. You can say a lot about its varied, exciting levels that overflow with fun things to do and critters to slice to pieces, and there truly is never a dull moment. It’s just more than a little gutting that we’re expected to pay full price for such an old title which has made no effort to keep up.

I’m going to give this game a comfortable 3 out of 5, although I would like to invite Tecmo to give this another go. A properly polished remake of Rygar which keeps the original’s charm and intelligent level design but takes into account what’s available in the gaming world today – well, that would be a must-buy.

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As the adventures spill out onto the Wii, you will take control of sixteen characters from the franchise (12 Joes and 4 Cobras) as you deal with the aftermath of the film’s story. You will travel the world, including Egypt, a rainforest and the North Pole, in the pursuit of justice and really big explosions.

I think we all know by now that graphics have never been the Wii’s strength, and normally that’s not a problem. But the most striking thing that leaps out of Rise of the Cobra is the rather amateur look to the game. The words ‘PS1 era’ leap up the throat and promise to make a full assault on the teeth. That might seem a bit harsh as some of the environments look pretty in a basic kind of way, but the whole style comes across as fairly old school. It’s a run ‘n’ gun shooter in a 3D environment, like a modern Ikari Warriors or Commando or something. It’s not all 20th Century though – like in Halo, you can hop into tanks and punish your enemies, and like Gears of War, you can take cover and roll around like you’re some kind of bloody hedgehog. Of course, neither of these elements are incorporated or used as creatively as they are in the games the ideas originally come from.

While G. I. Joe makes some attempts to be interesting, the action stays at a consistent flatline through the hours of warfare available. The camera, which thinks that it’s being helpful by flying around like a Zelda fairy, can trip you up at times, making the vehicles troublesome to drive and setting you up for attacks from Cobra soldiers.

I could criticise G. I. Joe for a lack of originality, but there are so many war games piling up these days, all of them treading on each other’s toes and pick-pocketing ideas, that picking this one out is unfair. The problem here is not a lack of new ideas; what did you expect from a movie tie-in? It’s the poor implementation of the ideas that it has. I wouldn’t have cared if Double Helix Games had given us a cartoony clone of Gears of War if only they had managed to code the ‘cover’ element properly. The same applies to Halo, or CoD, or anything else that they looked at for inspiration. As it is, the controls are unwell and inconsistent, and even something as simple as the auto-aiming system is buggy and doesn’t help you out in the blur of battle. Very little works, and when it does, the outcome is average.

The story, if such things interest you, plods along via passable voice acting. I can’t see anyone really being “into” G. I. Joe (or Action Force, for that matter) enough to buy this game based on a story that serves as little more than an excuse for a string of missions and has no bearing on the events of the movie or the franchise in general. The character sprites are small and poor, and the action might hold the interest of a young teenager, if he was actually into the film and knew the characters’ names off by heart. A lowly 2 out of 5 for this one.

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It’s a sad thing to hear that WiiWare hasn’t really taken off as greatly as predicted; perhaps it’s because the Wii’s storage options have been given a bad name or that most titles on WiiWare are somewhat overpriced. For whatever reason the lack of interest in WiiWare shows a distinct opposite pole to that of the Apple iPhone where indie games are outselling those from well established develops. Nevertheless for those of us that do investigate the Nintendo Shop Channel now and again we already know that there are some great titles available and many of a higher quality than many third-party games available on disc format for Wii.

Now ColorZ isn’t going to win any awards but is a perfect example of a simple game available to purchase for a low price; I’m not quite sure that there is much of a story to speak of but if you’ve wanted a strangely unique and challenging game then ColorZ comes recommended. The basic premise of the game is to navigate your brightly coloured UFO through increasingly complex levels absorbing viruses that match the colour of your ship and avoiding those that don’t. If I had to describe ColorZ I’d say it was a cross between Dr Mario, R-Type and that electric buzzer game you see in Carnivals. To start with things are simple; you point your WiiRemote at the screen to lock onto your ship and then move it around like a standard onscreen reticule absorbing some viruses and avoiding the others. Now because your ship can only absorb viruses of the same colour it means that any other viruses on screen are harmful to you, when you ship comes into contact with these other coloured Virii its shields will protect you for a little while but too many hits and you’ll be destroyed. So yes it’s quite simple to start with and you’d be forgiven for thinking this was a casual title but I promise you that quite quickly you’re going to get hit hard by deviousness. Now how good do you think you’d be handling two differently coloured UFO’s through a constantly moving maze of alien disease? Well that’s what you’ll be doing as you progress; controlling one ship with the Wii Remote in one hand and another different coloured ship using the Nunchuck in your other hand.

This is where things get tricky because not only do you have to keep one eye on one ship and one on the other but you’ll have to navigate your ships through different routes whilst avoiding any other colours of Virus that are floating around. Another interesting factor is when you are required to join your ships together to form a new colour. Let’s say you have a Red UFO in your left hand a Green UFO in your right; well by pressing the B button you can temporarily join them together to form a Yellow UFO that will be able to absorb any Yellow viruses in your path. This chopping and changing can get very intense and with the level moving by itself on a set rail you’re forced to keep up, no chance of a rest here. To spice things up even further there are some interesting power up’s which will sometimes help but occasionally hinder your movements. There are colour switch pads which will transform your UFO’s colour permanently for the rest of the level and Speed Pads which will either Speed Up the flow of the level or slow it down; this can really change how easy or hard the level will continue to be. You wouldn’t think it could get any harder but that would be too easy, wouldn’t it?

Time for a third UFO to be brought into the equation and this you control with the DPad whilst you continue to control the other two. Talk about tricky. You do really need a third hand and eyeball for this one but failing that some pretty decent gaming skills. If you have one or two friends feeling equally dexterous then why not invite them round because ColorZ is a crazy enough to work in offline cooperative mode with up to three players without any split screen nonsense, sadly there is no online multiplayer fun to be had here but if you found the single player mode too tough your friends just might be able to help you through.

Graphically the game is stylish but nothing to write home to your graphic loving granny about, it’s bright, colourful, slick and smooth and that’s good enough. If you like head banging music then you’re in for a treat here, if you don’t well you probably won’t mind it too much anyway because if you’re really concentrating hard enough on the UFO’s as you should be then you shouldn’t really be hearing the music all that much.

ColorZ for Wii is a fun single and multiplayer title and one I’d consider recommending to all Wii owners because of its very straightforward principle and enjoyable yet steep learning curve from basic to hardcore. I award it 4 out of 5.

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At the end of Tales of Monkey Island Episode One we helped Guybrush successfully launch the Screaming Narwal into the high seas to go after his gorgeous wife Elaine and the now seemingly non evil Le Chuck. But as usual things don’t go that smoothly for our favourite pirate and shortly after the Screaming Narwal is boarded by a mysterious sword wielding woman.

Episode Two: The Siege of Spinner Cay, kicks off right where Episode One left off and in yet another tribute to the original Secret of Monkey Island your first task is to regain control of your ship with the help of your trusty sword, a healthy dose of word play and puzzle solving (of course). The mysterious woman is a bounty pirate hunter sent by the Mad Doctor from Flotsam Island to fetch your pox ridden hand, she also happens to be rather pretty and your biggest fan which makes dealing with her a much trickier prospect than you’d first think.

I don’t want to spoil the proceedings of this episode too much because it’s really important to experience it firsthand; however what I can say is that when you do eventually get sailing again it’s not long before you dock in Spinner Cay (a big island owned by a species of Mermaids and Mermen) in search of mast repair and information. As it turns out these are the same Merpeople who will be able to help you with your quest to find the giant sponge which the Voodoo Lady mentioned in Episode One. Luckily Elaine and Le Chuck have already arrived on this Island and are slightly ahead of you; this time you’ll need to team up with your nemesis Le Chuck to find the three mystical summoning items you need before they fall into the hands of even eviler pirates who are threatening to destroy the island. So once again another five or so hours of pirate puzzle-solving adventure lies ahead. Last time out in Episode One I got stuck for a couple of times but compared to Episode Two it was a doodle. This time out Telltale have piled in some really clever yet devious puzzles that certainly had me stumped on several occasions; walking around unsure of what to do for minutes if not hours at a time has always been a fundamental part of a Point and Click game and once again it’s rears it’s frustrating slash compelling head. So whilst there isn’t anything really new in terms of gameplay in Episode 2 of Tales of Monkey Island and for another 1000 Wii Points might seem expensive; ; if you loved Episode One (like me) then it’s essential and you’ll want to play through this episode as quickly as possible to experience the very funny story ready for the upcoming third Episode next month. It’s difficult to accurately judge but Episode Two felt slightly shorter in terms of story than the first by about but because I was stuck for longer it worked out about the same; either way a whole new slew of characters are here to meet and getting to the end is as fun as ever.

I award Tales of Monkey Island Episode Two 4 out 5 and once again and await the next episode in great anticipation.

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Once again you take control of wizard sensation Harry Potter in another rip rollicking adventure that revolves around the staff and pupils of Hogwarts. This time it appears that the evil Lord Voldemort has given Draco Malfoy another dubious task and that it will be Harry’s job to sort out. But it’s not only the bad wizards he has to worry about; he and his close friends Ron and Hermione are teenagers now and that means hair has started to grow in unusual places and they’re getting interested in the opposite sex. If you thought teenage hormones were bad enough in a regular school just imagine how high the temperatures run when everyone can cast love spells all over the place. Harry will not only be dealing with the dark side of the magic world but a series of love triangles and relationship issues; I can only imagine the next Harry Potter movie will be rated mature if things keep going in this direction. Let’s get back to the plot. Harry has come into possession of a potions book that features some unusual hand written notes that help him perform better than usual and coincidently Professor Dumbledore requires Harry to go undercover and gather some important information from his new potions teacher Slughorn.

Typically games based on film licences are very lazily developed and if you’d have told me a few months ago that EA were going to create an open world Harry Potter game then I really wouldn’t have believed you. The term ‘open world’ has been used quite a lot recently to describe a multitude of games that give you quite a lot of freedom to choose what you as the character want to do next and how you’d like to do it. In Harry Potter for Wii you don’t get quite the same freedom you’d expect from say Grand Theft Auto IV but considering how closed these types of games used to be I’m quite impressed. At the start of the game areas of Hogwarts are out of bounds and these unlock as you progress through the game, however everywhere that is unlocked is totally free for you to explore. You can wander from the grounds of Hogwarts right up to the higher floors via several routes and even use shortcuts through paintings. What impresses me even further is that unless you take the shortcuts you can walk from almost any point in the game world to any other without seeing any loading screens; the game is constantly streaming from disc in the background.

So you control Harry some other characters in this open world rendition of Hogwarts and you’ll be following the storyline of the movie quite closely. Solving the mystery of the Half Blood Prince is quite fun and you’re treated to plenty of cut scenes with voice acting from the actual cast. Generally you’ll be moving from scene to scene quite quickly unless you veer off and do some of the open world things. Even though at most times you do generally have a mission to aim for but you can instead just wander around and explore as much as you like before you complete it. If you want to have a break from the main story then you can simply wander of go and do some duelling practice in the duelling club. You can spend hours searching the grounds for the special Hogwarts Crests that unlock special features; many of these are hidden and will require some puzzle solving and spell casting to acquire. So do you fancy some Quidditch? Well you can just head to the flying club and have a go at testing out your Seeker skills as much as you want. The same goes for the Potions Club; if you fancy doing some extracurricular potion making then you’re free to do so.

This amount of freedom really does make for a great Harry Potter experience and feels more like a Legend of Zelda game such as Twilight Princess than you’d believe. Whilst I’m not a fan of waggle I can forgive EA for its appearance here. I don’t really like to wave my arms about too much but using your Wii Remote as a wand to cast the spells feels ok. You can also use your Wii Remote to pick up and pour ingredients to create potions and heat your cauldron in a realistic fashion; after a while it can become a little tiring but I’m sure the kids will love being able to interact as if they were Harry himself.

Graphically this is actually one of the best looking games on Wii; the textures are a little bland here and there but apart from that I was really impressed by the attention to detail and the amount of stuff going on. Unlike previous Harry Potter games this isn’t a lonely experience; the school is jam packed with other pupils walking around and they all have something to say if you wander up to them. Sometimes they might even give you task to complete as well.

The interior and exterior of Hogwarts is very accurate to what you see in the movie and walking around up the switching staircases is pretty fun (and no you can’t fall off). At any time you can call up Headless Nick with your minus button and he will guide you to the next part of the mission so you’ll never get lost or stuck waiting for something to do. Having the real cast provide the voice acting makes a great difference here too, even if some of the acting is a little on the wooden side.

Overall I really enjoyed Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince for Wii; once you get going you’ll find it’s quite deep with some good puzzles and action sequences. It doesn’t push the Wii to bursting point but it’s great to see that this isn’t just an upscaled PlayStation 2 game. I award it a respectable 3 out of 5.

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The back story to The Conduit is a series of unusual events involving the water supply and a mysterious flu like illness sweeping Washington DC. Besides the games intro animation and scattered radio communications here and there the back story isn’t really mentioned again, so we should concentrate more on the fore story instead. You take control of Michael Ford a secret service agent working for The Trust; an American agency more powerful than the FBI and the NSA combined. Your commander John Adams sends you on an important mission to recover an important artefact known as the All Seeing Eye (or A.S.E for short) which has been stolen by a terrorist known as Prometheus. Without wanting to give you too many spoilers all I want to say that you soon uncover a series of cover ups, conspiracies and deception – it seems that there is more to Mr Adams and the terrorist leader Prometheus than meets the eye. However all that aside what’s more important is that there are a load of brainwashed Trust agents and Alien invaders (known as the Drudge) shooting at you and that’s what we should look into now. There aren’t too many enemy variants to see but all bases are covered; you have small and nimble baddies who will run or roll up towards (and behind) you quickly before you get a good chance to hit them. Next up are your middle class Drudge which are all rounder’s; carrying stronger weapons with the intelligence to strafe and dodge your attacks, they will also charge at you when you’re reloading. Finally you have the big guys which are slow but very powerful; if you fail to strafe these you will get a serious whack around the chops and see your health drop very quickly. Thankfully another bonus feature is your special Trust suit can also heal you if given enough time to recover; this is very handy and also cuts out lots of looking for health kits like in other FPS games. There are health kits available but typically you’ll only encounter these in areas where you’re likely to take a pounding; not scattered all over the place.

The Conduit is spread over nine main missions and you’ll be shooting your large variety of human and alien weapon technology at plenty of Drudge’s over a number of interesting environments such as The White House, City Streets, Sewers and Underground Laboratories. The weapons range from standard issue pistols which pack a punch in human flesh but are somewhat poor at penetrating the thick alien skin. Luckily more advanced weaponry; ironically some of it created by the Drudge themselves is much more powerful and quite often has a charge mode which can unleash a nice blast of fire in the enemies face. You can only carry two weapons at the same time but you can pick up weapons that enemies drop with a simple tap of the minus button; it may seem fiddly to be picking up weapons all of the time but I prefer this more realistic approach. If you’re familiar with the Metroid Prime series you will obviously know that Samus’ visor is an integral part of the game; with it you can scan the environments for things (dangerous or not) that exist outside of the visible spectrum. In The Conduit the A.S.E. does pretty much the same thing; when you switch to it using the plus button on the Wii Remote you can do a number of things; if you hold the B trigger down the A.S.E. will glow and show you the path your meant to be taking. Secondly you can aim the A.S.E. device all around the area to look for invisible things; these can include hidden messages, ghost mines and Trust data discs (which unlock bonus content). The A.S.E. can hack computers and uncover secret rooms containing weapons and even deactivate the cloaking technology for one particular nasty species of Drudge. All in all it’s a useful device which is also a bit of a gimmick when you think about it; gimmick or not it’s nicely implemented and cool to use. Generally you’ll be walking from checkpoint to checkpoint clearing an area of enemies; this isn’t quite as easy as it sounds because usually if you are in an area full of enemies it means that either a hive or conduit is close by and until destroyed, the Drudge will keep coming. At these times waiting back isn’t an option; you need to clear the first wave and destroy the spawn point before a second or third wave arrives. In between missions the (rather well voice acted) cut scenes continue the story; sadly you won’t really see any ground breaking FMV visuals here but it’s an important break from the action.

Much has been said of the Wii Remote and Nunchuck being an ideal controller for first person shooters and titles such as Metroid Prime 3 have proven the case. You move Ford around with your Nunchuck analogue stick which in itself feels like any other FPS but instead of using your other thumb to control the crosshair you simply point the Wii Remote towards your TV like a gun. To perform a melee attack (or whack the guy with the back of your gun) you simply thrust the Wii remote forwards towards the TV, you can lock onto enemies with your Z button, jump with A and Crouch with C, nothing fancy there I know but I’m just mentioning to confirm because even though The Conduit is on the Wii it doesn’t mean you’re gimped into kiddie gameplay mechanics. Throwing grenades (of which there are three types) is a joy; simply perform a throwing motion with the Nunchuck and you will throw one in the direction you’re looking. What makes it so much fun is the accelerometer inside the Nunchuck is able to detect the speed you move your arm which means; if you arc your arm slowly the grenade will only go a short distance, if you throw it harder it will travel farther. It’s a fun yet realistic touch. Another thing touted about pre launch was the customisable controls and on screen HUD; everything you may have heard is true. Near enough every action Ford can perform can be mapped to any button of your choosing and you can choose where all of your onscreen information is presented.

In terms of Graphics the single player mode is a treat; the much hyped Quantum 3 engine does indeed make for a good looking Wii game and all of those special effects you’ve come to expect on the PS3 and Xbox 360 are here. If it wasn’t for the fact that the Wii isn’t quite powerful enough to pull them all off at once I would probably describe this as the best looking game on Wii, but I think that still falls to Super Mario Galaxy. For one thing the textures are a quite bland and combine this with a framerate which falters quite a bit when several enemies are onscreen then you’re starting to get a little disappointed when the promised goods don’t quite live up. Overall though I can’t fault High Voltage for the effort but await their next upcoming FPS (The Grinder) and any refinements they’ve made. The Conduit is certainly a good looking game but don’t go into it expecting 360 visuals; you will be disappointed.

So that’s the Single Player covered; what about the multiplayer? Well if you fancy going online with your Wii then you can face up to 11 other people in a variety of game modes. Your usual Quick Match is here along with Last Man Standing but more fun are A.S.E. Football which is a basic capture the flag affair and Bounty Hunter. In Bounty Hunter every player is given a specific player to hunt down, shooting anyone else will actually harm your score – this mode requires you to stop yourself from just shooting Willy Nilly and control yourself. The seven maps are quite well designed and whilst not always large enough, make for some fun and frantic battles. Graphically you will notice a huge drop in quality in multiplayer mode; to keep the framerate as high as possible nearly all of the special effects are turned off, this is somewhat of a shame but if I had to choose between graphics and framerate I would have made the same choices the developers have made here. If voice chat is your thing then good news, you can use the Wii Speak accessory (sold separately) and chat to your opponents or team mates. Whilst the Wii’s in room microphone device (and friend code system) may not be as practical for FPS games as an Xbox Live headset it’s better than nothing. Once again when things get busy onscreen the framerate starts to get a bit chuggy but it’s liveable; certainly not a game breaker but combined with the occasional hacker who uses the Homebrew cheat system to gain an advantage means you can quite quickly become frustrated with what could have been the Wii’s best online experience. Once again Nintendo still keep the honours here with one of their home grown titles; Mario Kart Wii.

A lot of reviewers have criticised The Conduit for having a bland or clichéd storyline; whilst I agree The Conduit doesn’t bring a narrative of originality to wipe Shakespeare from the school syllabuses, it’s still an intriguing adventure which wouldn’t be out of place in any Hollywood Sci-Fi flick; personally I think people have been looking to find something to complain about because this is a Wii title and therefore something must be wrong with it. Now I don’t want to suggest there isn’t anything wrong with The Conduit but it’s not what you may have heard from other (less experienced) reviewers. Below the gloss are some technical flaws which in my opinion are worse than any atypical storyline could ever be. On the first level I was wandering around for a long time looking for the exit but appeared to be stuck when suddenly I noticed the arm of an enemy sticking through a wall. After firing shots at this arm and thereby killing the enemy the exit door suddenly unlocked and my pathway was open; if it wasn’t for the fact this guys appendage was sticking out far enough as it was I would have been prevented from continuing in the game. Having an enemy spawn inside the scenery is likely a rare occurrence but one that effectively ‘broke the game’. I also encountered a lengthy game freeze when after reaching a checkpoint where the next part of the level loaded into memory, I decided to backtrack and check for missed ammo. At this point I thought the game had frozen permanently because around 45 seconds went by before the game shifted back into action.

I don’t want to sound too negative; I had bags of fun with The Conduit for Wii and am looking forward to playing through it again to unlock all of the special achievements and cheats. The multiplayer ranking system is also addictive and demands more of my spare time. However the Conduit is far from a perfect game both technically and in terms of quality. The six hour single player campaign is a little short in my opinion and the presence of only one real boss may disappoint some; that actually didn’t bother me as much as the very abrupt ending which nicely leaves things open for a sequel but reeks of a level or two being cut due to being behind in the development schedule. Oh, and there weren’t that many Conduits in the game.

Good but could do better; The Conduit for Wii scores a rather dandy 4 out of 5.

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Your job is to collect the patients from the waiting room and guide them through their entire stay at the hospital. You view the entire hospital floor with an isometric viewpoint in a similar fashion to the early Sims titles. As the first patient arrives you point your giant hovering pointer over their head and drag them kicking and screaming to the triage doctor who diagnoses them. Once he is finished a thought bubble appears over the patients head alerting you of where they should be taken next. So if we were to say that the first patient needs to go to a regular doctor you simply drag them over to the doctor’s work area on the hospital floor. At this point you then need to move your nurse with your pointer over to the pharmacy desk and collect the prescription for this patient, then take it back over to the doctor and patient who are waiting for it. At last the doctor can get treating the patient whilst you check the waiting room for anyone else in need of help, if there is you have a chance now to get them to the diagnosis counter before your first patient is ready to leave.

After he or she leaves it is your job to clean the area ready for the next person, you simply point and click on the dirty laundry and then take it to the washing basket. By this time your second patient has already been diagnosed and is waiting to be seen, there could even be a third or fourth patient in a queue waiting to be seen because you’ve not been quick enough. So you continue to see your patients through this repeating process again and again hoping to achieve it quick enough before any of the ones waiting run out of stamina. If they do they get up and leave the hospital and go to another (which means you don’t earn any money for that patient).

If you are (un)lucky enough to have played Diner Dash, a very popular web game that was ported to DS you may well see the similarities already because Hysteria Hospital is very similar in terms of its progressively manic micro management style gameplay.

Your hospital career takes place at 5 different hospitals each needing more expertise than the last. The very first hospital described above isn’t very busy and doesn’t require too many hospital beds or equipment and managing the small eco system isn’t too difficult and as such you should be able to complete this hospital with relative ease. Things do get more difficult at hospital two when you have to contend with new equipment and trickier patients. It could be mother and child patients who require twice the space in a small waiting room or an elderly patient who require two or more different medications from the pharmacy counter. Yes you can boost the performance of your staff by increasing their wages but in the end you’re still going to have more patients than staff to deal with, at this point you need to juggle like mad and even send some patients away in an ambulance just to free up waiting room space – it’s harsh but has to be done because if you fail treat patients then you will lose essential funds which are necessary to buy more advanced equipment such as: X-Ray Machines, CAT Scanners and even a Mechanical Cow Ride to relive stress.

To clear a level you need to successfully treat a minimum number of patients per day; if you fail you are forced to start that day over but on the plus side you do get to keep the money earned for the failed attempt, this is to help you purchase an extra Hospital Bed or Surgery Suite etc that you may have needed to complete the level comfortably in the first place. When you arrive at the third or fourth hospital (I can’t remember which) you are introduced to your first dual floor workload. Here you don’t just have to look after patients downstairs but also upstairs too. If you thought managing one floor was tough then two floors are certainly twice as bad. Sometimes you’ll have to treat the same patient on both floors which gets very complicated; after their diagnosis they may need an X-Ray downstairs but need to go upstairs for physiotherapy or surgery, if you’re unlucky they may also need to head back downstairs for a third bit of treatment – I assure you this can get very confusing and thankfully the presence of an extra pharmacy counter upstairs helps somewhat because carrying prescriptions or drugs between floors takes extra time you don’t have.

I actually failed to finish hospital five because it was so difficult, I don’t know how the target audience of younger gamers will cope but if they can manage to complete that tough hospital they deserve my job that’s for sure. If you are keen to see how far you can go then after the fourth hospital you unlock a special endless mode which is effectively a high score mode with no time limit, you simply have to keep treating patients until you fail to treat nine of them and then it’s game over.

For the most part I did enjoy Hysteria Hospital Emergency Ward for Wii; it’s not a classic game by any means but is a fun and addictive way to spend an hour or so. If I’m honest I think the lack of a multiplayer mode of any sort does shorten the lifespan a little; it would have been great fun to try that devious Hospital Five in a local 2 player coop mode – or even a head to head split screen battle. Sadly on several occasions on the first two hospitals I did encounter a looping bug which forced me to replay the final level over and over even though I had successfully treated enough patients. It appears that the game itself expects you to have certain equipment at certain times but without any notice I couldn’t see how I was meant to be aware of this. On the final level of hospital one I had purchased two X-Ray Machines but No Surgical beds and even though I treated enough patients’s to get a green tick all I got was the option to replay the level or quit. It wasn’t until I sold one of the X-ray machines and purchased a Surgical Bed that the game let me continue. I can’t understand how a bug this serious slipped through the QA testing, I’m sure many other people will fall into the same loop and not know what is wrong and give up in frustration (I even deleted my save file and started over). As it is Hysteria Hospital with its basic graphics and sound feels more like a WiiWare game than a fully fledged disc title. If this had been 1500 point in the WiiWare store I would have recommended it as quite good value but as a mid prices disc game it’s a little disappointing..

After deducting a point for the game breaking bug I award the initially promising Hysteria Hospital for Wii a lowly 2 out of 5.

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If you hadn’t already heard by now, Lets Tap doesn’t even require you to hold the Wii Remote let alone wave it around like a looney. Instead you are suggested to place the controller upside upon a sturdy box (such as a box of tissues) and tap your way through the game with just your fingers. Yes it’s a bit crazy sounding but publishers Sega seem confident in the game which is all the encouragement I needed to give it a go.

Lets Tap for Wii features five basic game modes designed to test your tapping skills to the extreme.

Tap Runner is a futuristic looking track and field game that mixes sprinting, hurdles and even rope swinging with Sonic style speed gates and walls of ice. Imagine Pitfall, Tron and the Olympics rolled into one. Up to four humans (or three CPU’s) compete at the same time to run to the end of the track negotiating the obstacles. Lightly (but quickly) tapping the box makes your character run to the right and firmly tapping the box makes him (or her) jump. The combination and precision of these two methods is all you’ll need to succeed but getting gold in all 16 races isn’t as easy as you may think.

Rhythm Tap If like me you enjoy tapping your fingers along to your favourite tunes then this is the game for you (especially if J-POP makes up most of your record collection). Guitar Hero esque beat boards for each player appear on the screen and tap symbols scroll across the screen and your job is to tap along with the beat of the music. Light green circles represent soft taps and dark orange circles represent hard taps, you’ll also have to perform a crescendo roll by rapidly tapping gradually increasing from light to hard. It’s very simple but cheaper than buying a drum kit. Your tapping skills are ranked from E through to A and then S depending on your tapping skills.

Silent Blocks is Jenga with tapping. In all modes a large tower of blocks is stacked and your mission if you choose to accept it is to select one block and gently tap your box to slide it out of the stack. If you’re too heavy handed the stack will fall and you’ll be sad. Alchemist mode spices this up by not only needing you to slide blocks out but get three of the same colour to match (Sega Columns style). When you match three of more they will disappear and another bunch of blocks will appear at the top of the tower.

If you’ve been waiting for a 21st Century update to the swimming levels in Super Mario Bros then Bubble Voyager is here to whet your appetite before New Super Mario Bros Wii comes along and probably does it better. Whilst not underwater controlling this side scrolling platformer works very similarly to those underwater Mario levels I just mentioned. You character has a rocket pack and as you tap lightly it fires the thrusters to keep steady and gain height. If you stop tapping he will start to fall and eventually die when he leaves the bottom of the screen. Tapping firmly on the box launches a missile, this is very useful and can destroy bricks blocking your path and enemies too. This is probably the most fun game mode on the disc and even has a multiplayer battle game too.

Visualizer features five microgames of which four are more like interactive screensavers than anything else. Tap your box to create firework patterns, paintings, fish, ripples in water and ink splashes on paper. Graphically these are very attractive (stunning even) but will only keep your attention for sustained periods if used in conjunction with a popular spiky green leaf. Luckily there is one game here and it’s called Gem Game. The simple premise is to tap your box which bounces coloured balls into the air and hopefully, land in the collection tanks. Nothing more to it but it’s nice to see the Wii being asked to do draw lots of objects and handle physics for a change.

To sum up I would say that Lets Tap is a sequel of sorts to Wii Play, a small collection of well made mini games which show the interesting abilities of the Wii Remote. They’re fun, well made but ultimately a little shallow. Luckily Sega have priced Lets Tap accordingly and with a retail price around $30 this offbeat title is half the price of some rather standard mini game fests available on the Wii. Featuring slick and sometimes gorgeous visuals and some not bad electro J-POP tunes; Lets Tap won’t amaze you or any of your friends but if you’re after something a little different for a party weekend then Lets Tap will provide some entertainment. Lets Tap is like a case of beer; better with friends than in single player and scores 3 out of 5.

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Whilst the Wii Remote on its own had an accelerometer which could detect if you tipped it from side to side it wasn’t very accurate and only worked in straight lines. Adding the gyroscope to the already semi sensitive accelerometer allows for much greater precision and sensitivity because every possible movement and angle you move at will be detectable. All this really means is that the Wii Remote can now be used in 1 to 1 accuracy scenarios and in real time meaning no horrid lag when you move and half a second later the onscreen image catches up.

Many people believed falsely that this was how the Wii Remote would originally work, whilst I wasn’t one of them I do feel their advertising was a little misleading and the actors did portray movements as if they were 1 to 1 when they were not. I don’t believe this was a deliberate deception by Nintendo rather than bad judgment when it came to over promoting their new ‘get off the couch and move’ style of gaming, to put it another way I would say the motions performed in the advertisements were over acted. The funny thing is that with MotionPlus the actions performed previously would now be quite accurate to the actual performance of the hardware but it will be a struggle to show the genuine difference in commercials, but that’s their fault.

So back to the MotionPlus itself – the Wii MotionPlus comes pre-squeezed into a new larger Wii Remote Jacket which not only helps keep the MotionPlus attached but does help limit the damage you can do when you wave your arms about. People have already gone to the effort of cutting it away from the jacket to be able to use it without the added layer of protection; I don’t personally recommend doing so because more strain can be put on the device which may lead to it coming off and breaking. As it happens there are reports of MotionPlus being too loose but Nintendo have stated that it has purposefully been designed to not be tight to the Wii Remote and some movement is normal. If you’ve correctly fitted the device it should not detach under any normal usage. People have been quite worried about calibration and reports of the MotionPlus movement being totally misaligned to what’s happening onscreen. Now whilst calibration can be an issue, if used normally and if the game software has been designed correctly you shouldn’t notice wild variations in performance. Most of the cases of decalibration are caused when the unit is thrashed about insanely whilst playing; the MotionPlus technology allows smooth and accurate tracking, if you wave it about in every direction and don’t allow it to rest or work itself out then it’s going to go wrong. If you play normally and allow it to naturally calibrate itself using the sensor bar (by pointing directly at the screen occasionally) then you will be fine.

I’m not going to go into the specifics of Wii MotionPlus performance here because the technology and performance are fine. How this relates to gameplay is down to the actual game design, all I’ll say is that MotionPlus works and I’m looking forward to a new exciting range of Motion Games for Wii in the future.

Whilst this new tech is cool there are some downsides to such a thing being released as an additional addon to the controller rather than it being part of the original design. Firstly as soon as the MotionPlus is attached and the WiiRemote is powered on then the Gyroscope is draining power from your batteries. If most of your time is currently spent playing non motion plus games then keeping it attached could require you to change batteries more often which will result in you having to fiddle with the controller a little more. Secondly the MotionPlus makes the Wii Remote too big to fit into any of Nintendo’s official (and many unofficial) peripherals, if you want to use a Wii Zapper or the Wii Wheel then you’re forced to remove MotionPlus and place the standard WiiRemote into the shell. This isn’t too bad but once again is a little more hassle that other console owners don’t have to deal with. Not only that but I personally find the wrist strap is now a little too short for comfort and that games requiring you to hold the Wii Remote NES style (such as Excite Truck, Super Paper Mario and others) are no longer as easy to play with the Wii MotionPlus attached.

So to sum up, Wii MotionPlus in an important next step in the Wii’s lifecycle. Most people are getting tired of the overuse of excessive and quite pointless waggle in games and I believe that this could solve the problem. If I’m honest about it then I will say that I believe the actual implementation isn’t perfect. It would have been much better to release a new WiiRemote with the MotionPlus tech physically inside the controller requiring less human handling with on a day to day basis, however the unit works really well and in the end that’s the fundamental thing. Now all we need are some new and brilliant games to use it with. If I had to award MotionPlus a score I’d give it 4 out of 5. Roll on Red Steel 2 and Legend of Zelda Wii please.

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If you’ve been fortunate enough to read any of my previous reviews you’ll already know I seemingly go off on a weird tangent which in the end somehow relates to the game I’m actually meant to be reviewing. Well fear not, here I go again.

Some of you may not have been alive in the early 1990’s but I was and playing games on the ZX Spectrum. One of my favourites was the arcade port of the Bubble Bobble sequel; Rainbow Islands. If you’re unaware of Rainbow Islands then you won’t know that the premise of the game was to climb to the top of the level before time runs out and a giant wave of water rises from the bottom and drowns you. The catch was unlike every other platform game; you couldn’t actually jump from platform to platform like Mario because Bub and Bob can’t jump for toffee. Instead your character can shoot magical rainbows which act as bridges for him to walk across and farther upwards. But that’s not all; these special rainbows can also trap and kill the enemies buzzing around the place. Another little caveat was that the rainbows only lasted a few seconds before they dissolved; this requires the player to pass across them before falling down back towards the level start. What’s this history lesson into an old Taito arcade game got to do with Cocoto Platform Jumper you ask? Well it’s the same damn game that’s what. Ok so it’s not exactly true, Cocoto Platform Jumper for Wii isn’t a complete Rainbow Islands clone but let me tell you as far as the game play goes, it’s pretty close.

The back story to Cocoto Platform Jumper is pretty shallow; your friends are taken by some bad dude who seems to be after the magical power contained in your magical cauldron. You take control of Cocoto; a cute looking Devil who has to go and get his friends again. You do this by climbing to the top of the level before the time runs out and a wave of water or lava (etc) rises up and drowns you. Unlike Bub or Bob, Cocoto can actually jump a fair height. Actually Cocoto can even double jump but the problem is that most of the platforms are still too far for Cocoto to reach which requires you to use his special ability to create rainbow shaped rock arches which act like bridges. These rock arches can also trap and kill enemies just like in Rainbow Islands but the strange thing is; Cocoto actually has a weapon – he can shoot tiny pitchforks which can deal with the enemies at a longer range than your arches can. So the basic principle of climbing to the top of the level with the aid of the arches is exactly the same as that retro game I keep referring to, even the pickups which give you double length arches are the same too! But yes, finally there is a significant difference between the two games. Cocoto Platform Jumper is in 3D and the actual levels are 3D as well. Unlike a 3D platformer like Mario 64 where you can actually move in three dimensions; Cocoto still plays on a 2D plane like Rainbow Islands but the actual level rotates which in the end makes the levels cylindrical. By moving left and right the level rotates around and around, sometimes you’ll encounter little moving platforms which you can jump between but most of your time will be spent using the arches.

Some enemies drop magical golden pears when they are defeated, these act a little like Sonic’s golden rings. As long as you have one when you touch a bad guy you don’t lose a life, the difference though is unlike in Sonic you can’t jump around to recollect a handful of fallen rings after you have been hit, instead only if you’re very lucky will one actually drop down for you to pick up again. That’s ok though, it just makes the game more difficult and to start with that’s a good thing because the levels are quite basic at the start. Later on when you reach a level such as Volcano you also have to avoid red hot platforms that will burn Cocoto’s feet. You’ll also encounter icy pathways which cause Cocoto to slide around which is fun. Another interesting thing is that not possible to create arches on these environmental pathways which will force you to look for another way to get higher, sometimes requiring you to backtrack and find another route up. Generally this process continues for three levels until on the fourth you have to defeat the boss; strangely after you defeat it there isn’t really a reward for you efforts apart from moving onto the next world. If you scored enough points you may even unlock a bonus round which is full of gems and a couple of extra lives. A few extra lives are handy because you’ll often get snagged by some flying enemy just before you manage to dispatch it and end up falling to the bottom of the level. Practice makes perfect and once you see the path you’re meant to take and dispatch that frustrating bad guy you’re quickly on your way up to the top again. While I remember I should say that Cocoto can even punch enemies that are directly in front of him with a swing of the Wii Remote, the problem I found was that I nearly always got the timing wrong and got hit by a bad guy. I preferred to create one of those massive archways which can kill multiple enemies at once rather than bother with silly punches.

I have a feeling that I’ve made it sound that I didn’t enjoy Cocoto Platform Jumper and that is unfortunate, it’s actually not too bad and for a Rainbow Islands fan like me this gives me a glimpse into what a true next gen Rainbow Islands title could be like. I think the problem is that apart from Cocoto himself the game lacks character; the bright cheery graphics of Rainbow Islands and the incessant loop of a 4 bit rendition of Somewhere Over The Rainbow still give me a warm feeling to this day. Nearly everything in Cocoto Platform Jumper is so bland looking and washed out it’s hard to believe that this originally cost upwards of $25 on the 128bit Sony and Nintendo consoles of 2002 especially as it has graphics more reminiscent of the 32 bit era. Instead of retro 4 bit music I find so heart-warming we do in fact get quite a nice selection of audio which is quite reminiscent of Banjo Kazooie from the Nintendo 64, lovely stuff.

There are a couple of multiplayer modes to flesh out the game a bit; firstly a race mode for up to four players in which it’s a simple race to the top of the level, everyone has to make sure not to be at the bottom of the screen when the leader goes higher because they’ll lose a life. The other mode is only for two players and is your typical battle mode where the aim is to beat the other player by hitting them until the run out of life, you can either attack or run away but in the end with just two players it’s a little shallow. Neither of the multiplayer modes make the game an essential purchase on their own but combined with the fun single player mode actually make Cocoto Platform Jumper quite good value for just 700 Wii Points and so I award it 3 out of 5.

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I have played darts a few times so I was quite interested to see how a fully fledged Darts simulation would fare on Wii when PDC World Championship 2009 landed on my doormat from Oxygen Games; let’s see if it hits the bullseye or goes bust in my review of PDC Darts 2009 for Wii. Although I didn’t play last year’s version I am pleased to hear that this latest edition of PDC World Championship Darts has been revamped and improved over the previous version. Generally unless a Wii game has been developed by Nintendo then there is always room for improvement and it sounds like the developers (Rebellion Studios) are doing a good job. This year new additions include improved commentary by Sid Waddell, left handed players and well produced TV coverage style Replays, Camera Angles and Fly By’s.

Phil Taylor has put his face to the front cover and with his pedigree he either thinks the game is good or needs some cash, fingers crossed it’s the former. 18 real world players including Phil just mentioned and other greats such as Raymond van Barneveld, Ronnie Baxter and Andy Hamilton are all here recreated in polygons for your pleasure. You can also create your own player using the cleverly named Player Creator but to be honest with you, it’s pretty poor. Along with real players the game features official tournaments and sponsorship branding for that authenticity. It doesn’t matter these big brands have found another way to pollute our minds but it sure looks like it does on TV.

As you’d expect from a seasoned video game player like myself I totally skipped the practice mode and dived right into the career mode where I was soundly beaten by the CPU players because my darts were going all over the shot. So after that drubbing I thought I should look into the practice room and see what was wrong with my technique, turns out that I’m not good enough to play without the CPU assisting my shots (I know, I couldn’t believe it either). Anyway long story short after switching to maximum assist I went back into the career mode and fared much better. Actually it wasn’t long before I was beating the CPU myself with constant 140’s and 180’s which suggested to me that I should lower the assist setting to MID instead, this as it turns out is the best compromise between and insanely difficult method and one that’s too easy. To throw the dart you hold the Wii Remote as you would a dart and depending on your comfort preference you can either use A or B as your release button. The left hand of the screen shows the dartboard whilst the right your character. Simply move the cursor over the dartboard with your Wii Remote IR pointer and hold A or B to lock, then you prepare your shot speed and swerve (by moving back, forward, left and right) then powering up by moving quickly towards your TV and letting go of the button, if you got everything right then the dart should be exactly where you aimed. If you didn’t then it will have gone astray. I must admit it feels very dart like and it has reminded me that I don’t own a dart board anymore. The Career mode is for just one player but features 7 different tournaments, 4 of which you’ll unlock as you progress through the ranks over the Dart Season. The good news is you can play for up to 20 seasons so you should easily manage to play through them all before you have to start over. CPU players are just the right difficulty too, they seem to hit a fair mix of perfect shots, normal shots and total duffers just as you would expect a real human to do. This is nice because games where CPU opponents play either too well or too badly are frustrating.

Gamers with friends will be pleased to read that there are some nice multiplayer modes for up to 8 players. You can create your own mini leagues and tournaments which is really fun. There are also some popular real life dart mini games such as Clock and Cricket to play but I found them a little dull. Darts is a fun and straightforward game and is perfect as it is; I found these little games took most of the classic fun out of the game. Maybe with more than two players some of them may work better than others, I don’t have any friends to invite over and play so you’ll have to let me know.

Presentationally it’s difficult to fault PDC 2009 for Wii. The atmosphere is perfect from the looks to the sound. The player models are very realistic; and nicely animated with everything looking like it does if you tuned into BBC 2 on a Wednesday afternoon to watch the coverage. The commentary is funny and pretty accurate for most of the time too. There are some negatives however; I would advise you to ignore the horrid looking crowd who cheer you on as you play because they look very stiff and appear to have been created using Microsoft Paint. Also the commentary is a tad sexist with mentions of ‘girlie’ throws and the like – even when playing as a custom female character Sid still referrers to the woman as a man, either he wasn’t asked to record some female specific material or hasn’t been introduced to the birds and the bees yet.

Although I previously stated the create player option is very naff and doesn’t give you much choice I did still prefer to put myself in the game rather than choose one of the pre built stars, this way I could choose how I wanted my throwing style to be as well as the weight of my dart. Oh and I of course made a rather good looking player model which sadly lacked my sexy facial fur because of the lack of facial hair support in the game.

Overall I did enjoy PDC World Championship Darts for Wii and was surprised at its closeness to the real thing. If your wife/husband/parents won’t let you buy a real board then this is the next best thing and scores 4 out of 5. I can’t wait til next year and see if Wii Motion Plus and online play are implemented.

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